screws.

or are they bolts? are all bolts a screw? are all screws a bolt? merf wants to know.

options

(lightest to heaviest)

  • acrylic.

    comes with every vented merf. clear, light and balanced with a touch of buzz.

  • aluminum.

    clear buzzy and slightly more dense than the acrylic.

  • raw brass.

    buzz and color without added density.

  • nickel-plated brass.

    less buzz than brass but more warmth

  • stainless.

    this premium screw is our newest option for those who like the clarity of the acrylic/aluminum, with the depth of the brass or carbon steel.

  • carbon steel.

    the big gun, dense and buzzy.

Audio samples

recorded by someone who is better than you…

(*what a rotting trope)